hey wazup folks, hows it going. i gotta bit to catch up and its a bit stressful cause I’m in the van so I’m sorry if this blog gets a bit random , spongebob styles. we rocked into wellington , found the party and set our stuff up. i tried doing that move where u stand behind a barrier and bend your knees slowly so it looks like you’re going down an elevator ,but i fell over onto a coffee table and smashed an ashtray and ruined an aloe vera plant . first impressions much? everyone played a good show and everything was all good until about 3 am when for some reason everyones brains shat themselves. things took a turn for the gummo ,from the chick in the beret who did squats over dans spider man sleeping bag to the man who drew triangles on his face and told me in a satanic voice “I’m gonna f*cking kill you!”. i know the matrix was a buzzy movie but thats no excuse to dress like a steam punk and tell me how buzzy energy beams are. the birthday boy was having trouble with his missus and picked up a barrel and threw it across the room donkey kong styles. i didnt get to sleep until 5 am because i kept remembering scenes from the following movies: the hills have eyes, gummo and deliverance. waking up at 7 am for the ferry was hellish.
we set up on the ferry and immediately i could sense some nuggy vibes. cunts were trying to sleep and if they werent doing that they were trying to watch the rugby. within our first song someone had made a complaint about the swearing and reported us to the boat pig. someone wasn’t happy with the lyric “I wanna f*ck you till you die of starvation”. much to our relief we where shut down 4 songs into the set . we got into picton had a munch. oscar and dahnu had a krump battle on the street and a old man dacked his nut sack and called the pigs who arrived in 30 secs flat.
anyway we gapped it to mapua, set our gears up and chilled out at andys pad. massive shout outs to andy for being the man and hooking us up a massive feed and letting us stay in your house. we played to seven people , but they where lovin it. anyway the batterys almost dead so to make a long story short we went to bed and woke up and now were driving to chch and nothing cool or funny happened cya .
- Jeremy C. Goatsman
Watch our video from Day 2 of the tour here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUDshklrABk
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